Old Timer Sex

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              The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the
                 first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind
                 this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'
   
                 'Yes,' she says, 'I remember it well.'
   
                 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'
   
                 'Oh, Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'
   
                 A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
                 having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, 'I've
                 got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just
                 keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.' So he follows them.
   
                 The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
                 support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
                 tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lift her skirt and
                 the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old
                 man moves in.
   
                 Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman
                 has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
                 loud noises and moaning and screaming..... Finally, they both
                 collapse, panting on the ground.
   
                 The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
                 about life and old age that he didn't know.
   
                 After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old
                 couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
   
                 The Policeman is still watching and thinks to himself 'this is truly
                 amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.' So, as the couple
                 passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You
                 must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret
                 to this?'
   
                 Still shaking - the old man is barely able to reply,

'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'