>      A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
>
>      The driver eases it over onto the shoulder of
> the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
>
>      Driver takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
> them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike
> cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private
> parts to approaching drivers.
>
>      Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
>
>      It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
>      The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of
> the disabled vehicle yelling, What's going on here?"
>
>      "My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.
>
>      "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
> pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.
>
>      "Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde.
>
>
>      "Those are my emergency flashers!"
>