Traffic Control...Southern Style
   
    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 You are cleared to land
    eastbound on runway 9R."
   
    Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge, cleared to land
on
    infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised "
   
    Atlanta ATC "Tower to Iran Air 515 -- You are cleared to land
    westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great "
   
    Pause: Static.............
   
    Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
   
    Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
   
    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
    RUNWAY GOING  IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS,   PLEASE.
   
    Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful
    now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear